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happydalek) wrote2007-04-25 11:51 pm
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I got stuck in a staircase!
Ever interested in discovering new things, I was in my University library doing research when I found a hitherto unnoticed stairwell on the south side of the building. There were no "Keep Out" signs and the door wasn't locked, so I ventured forth and down a flight to the previous floor, only to discover that there was no handle on the door. Puzzled, I went back up to where I started from, and saw that the door I came through didn't have a handle on this side, either. I traversed the entirety of that staircase, which mercifully only went about five floors, and found only one door with a handle, which was an emergency exit that would set off an alarm if opened. One of the other doors had a chipped section where a handle had once been attached, and I tried to use a pen to pry the door open, but it didn't work.
After about ten minutes of this, I finally spotted someone moving through the stacks in the basement (thank God the door had a window pane in it!) and knocked to get his attention. It turns out that what I had found was a maintenance staircase, and for some reason the third floor door leading to it that I had walked through hadn't been locked up properly. The basement door was a security door, so the library employee had to go to his boss and turn off the alarms before he could finally let me out!
After about ten minutes of this, I finally spotted someone moving through the stacks in the basement (thank God the door had a window pane in it!) and knocked to get his attention. It turns out that what I had found was a maintenance staircase, and for some reason the third floor door leading to it that I had walked through hadn't been locked up properly. The basement door was a security door, so the library employee had to go to his boss and turn off the alarms before he could finally let me out!

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It was the end of the day, after a good three and a half hours in the lab, and Adam and myself were the last to leave. The automatic doors at the front of the building wouldn't open. I tried to push them open, at the same time that Adam went towards the panel of buttons on the wall. A little beepy alarm went off. I thought it was because of me - so did Adam. We spent the next fifteen minutes wandering around the (now empty) building looking for someone to let us out, before we got to the balcony at the top of the stairs overlooking the inside courtyard (there were two buildings integrated into one a few years ago) and a woman down by the evil door said to us "Did you try the release button?"
It is a natural, human, instinctive response to say the following in this situation:
"There's a release button?!"
...which both Adam and I said simultaneously.
So it turned out the alarm was a proximity thing to warn people away from the buttons - nothing to do with me trying to force the doors. But anyway, we got out. And that's the important thing in these stories, isn't it? Everyone gets a good laugh at our expense, but we got out okay in the end :o)
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Turns out her car had a built-in safety feature that automatically shuts down the engine when you get in an accident, and all she'd needed to do was pop her truck and press a yellow button to get it going again.
A yellow button!
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Important buttons should always be bright red!
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But who would think to put an engine re-start button in the *trunk* of a car?? And a light switch? I swear, the world is out to confuse us poor, panicky souls at every turn. Already I know I'm going to be living the next few months by checking that every door I go through has a handle on both sides!
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And yeah, doors can make you paranoid. I spent three months approaching automatic doors and fervently wishing for them to open. The doors to the Union shop occasionally open very slowly, so you have to stand there waiting. The first time they did this to me was the day after I got stuck in the lab building. I almost got a little panicky for a second before they started to edge apart :oD
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But anyway, yes, correctamundo, boot=trunk, hood=bonnet. I've occasionally been known to go a little faux Brit around here (who'd have thought so many Doctor Who fans would be from overseas?? *dum American!*) but for some reason I feel like being my normal Yank self today. And no, the engine was under the bonnet, right where it should have been. So yeah, just plain odd. The automatic doors at the local Karns foodstore are slow like that. A couple times when I've been in a rush I've nearly run smack into them. Colliding with *automatic* doors. How embarrassing would that be?
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And I think it's a mixture of language differences and motoring ignorance, to be honest *grins*
Yeah... Colliding with automatic doors *cough* That would be embarrassing.
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Seems they felt the need to lock up most of the ground floor tight as a drum during the night. Along the corridor I found another few doors, and only one was unlocked. Went through that one, was in another corridor with mostly locked doors. This happened a couple times, with me not seeing a single person on the way, then I somehow ended up outdoors, on the far side of the building. A hospital employee was out there smoking (great example!) and she got me back to my grandmother's room. Finally. All I had wanted to do was buy from the vending machine!
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