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happydalek) wrote2008-10-02 10:14 pm
happydalek) wrote2008-10-02 10:14 pm
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You betcha I'm watching the Veep debate!
Sarah Palin is freakin' hilarious. Grinning like a cat every time she tries to stick one to Biden, mugging the camera with her appeals to the "hockey moms" and "joe six-packs," and turning every one of her answers back to either how she battled the oil companies in Alaska, or how everyone else is corrupt.
And Joe Biden looks and sounds like he'd like to punch her in the face if he could. Oh, the strained camaraderie! :
PALIN: John McCain is a real maverick, dontcha know. And all those hockey moms out there are the real heroes, and I'd like to let them know that John McCain is on their side, and you're darn right to think that I'll be right there with him, like when I fought the oil companies in Alaska. Obama doesn't like hockey, in fact, he voted against it 90 times. [big cheesy smile]
BIDEN [smiling through clenched teeth]: You're completely wrong about everything you've just said, most of which was totally irrelevant to the question, and I feel demeaned to even have to share this stage with you, you stupid yokel.
GWEN: Governor, would you like to respond to that?
PALIN: You're darn right I would! Senator, I think you're just a bit of a meanie, like those folks in charge of the oil companies I dealt with in Alaska--
BIDEN [leaping over his lectern with a primal scream]: BIDEN-SMASH!!
And Joe Biden looks and sounds like he'd like to punch her in the face if he could. Oh, the strained camaraderie! :
PALIN: John McCain is a real maverick, dontcha know. And all those hockey moms out there are the real heroes, and I'd like to let them know that John McCain is on their side, and you're darn right to think that I'll be right there with him, like when I fought the oil companies in Alaska. Obama doesn't like hockey, in fact, he voted against it 90 times. [big cheesy smile]
BIDEN [smiling through clenched teeth]: You're completely wrong about everything you've just said, most of which was totally irrelevant to the question, and I feel demeaned to even have to share this stage with you, you stupid yokel.
GWEN: Governor, would you like to respond to that?
PALIN: You're darn right I would! Senator, I think you're just a bit of a meanie, like those folks in charge of the oil companies I dealt with in Alaska--
BIDEN [leaping over his lectern with a primal scream]: BIDEN-SMASH!!