happydalek | Would you like a Jelly Baby?

A completely random thought just occurred to me: everyone keeps comparing Jelly Babies to gummy bears, but how come nobody ever talks about Jelly Babies and Sour Patch Kids? They're both soft, gummy, people-shaped confections. I know Jelly Babies aren't sour, but physically, I'd think they'd have a lot more in common than Jelly Babies would to gummy bears. Perhaps us American Whovians with limited access to the genuine article should start substituting Sour Patch Kids. Could be a lot of people don't like Sour Patch Kids enough to snack on them like that, but those that did would only be adding to their Doctor-ish eccentricity. Win/win, in my book.

P.S. I'm eating gummy bears right now. Biting their liddle heads off with my teeth and grinding them down like Satan did to Judas, Brutus and the other guy Dante gave Satan to munch on in "The Inferno." Mwa, ha ha! I feel very powerful.

Also, I helped my roommate jump-start her dead car today. It only took the input of five people, two manuals and part of The Lord's Prayer to do it! Bow before my awesome powers! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!