Breaking News, everybody!

[happydalek]

A short article about a happily married young couple...who don't want to have sex!  Omigosh!  This changes EVERYTHING!  /sarcasm

But seriously, media?  This is a big deal to you?  I don't get it. 

(P.S., Montel Williams did a whole episode about asexuality.  And there's even an organization devoted to it.)